Me, hearing people claim that F-ZERO GX is too fast: “you’re exaggerating.”
Me, finally playing F-ZERO GX:
f zero f zero gx f-zero gx captain falcon gaming photo mine why did i ignore it for so long it blows the rest away
outer wilds kicks so much ass. but now that i’m over 10 hours in, the restarting mechanic has gotten super old. it actually is beginning to remind me of, idk, the tedious-ass run to the boss from the bonfire in dark souls…
doesnt help that the big payoffs have been super underwhelming like the fish or the forge busted my ass and its just more vague shit
world of horror would be 1000x better if it had a “undo last action because game fucked up” command. i can’t begin to tell you how many times i lost based on multiple glitches or “knowledge checks” where the game being broken is what you have to work around rather than the actual mechanics.
rolling back to saves have been an okay workaround. except for the fact that the saving is braindead tryhard game design, even outside of it being somewhat broken. i just lost a 2+ hour playthrough (that i was likely to win) because i went back to the menu rather than manually closed the game. like… maybe don’t have aggressively restrictive, “anticheat” saving when your game is still broken as fuck. i absolutely love you game but you aren’t letting me PLAY it.
reminds me of when i played dnd with an incopetent scumbag dm who was out to get me for no reason and i had to just leave
i can’t stop reading every morrowind term in the zumbo sauce kid voice
“seydah neehn, daygoth urr, kogo rooon, the wedguards, mikey lyerr, enwahh, neverreeen, baal moraa, owtwanderr, house re-doorraann, necaroom, and INCIDENT in neck-A-room”
